Nobody’s Poodle now available from Amazon

I’ve just updated the Literary Tenerife page HERE because Nobody’s Poodle is now available to buy from Amazon, and I’ve put a direct link through to the Amazon page. Here’s the press release that accompanies the launch of the book: I hope it does very well for its authors, and of course for Gizmo himself!

Nobody’s Poodle is a wooftastic ‘tail’ about a loveable ex-pat pooch uprooted from his home in cold, damp, muddy old England to start a new life in Tenerife.
He writes, from a canine point of view of course, about settling down in a new country, coping with the cultural differences, and learning the language (although woof-speak is universal, mas o menos, there are still some differences which need to be understood, otherwise a dog can have muchos problemas with his furry Latin amigos).
The ex-pat / travel genre has been popularised by some very successful books, but until now man’s-best-friends’ take on it has been little explored. We’re familiar with “Driving over Lemons”, but there hasn’t been a “Bouncing over Bones”. Most of Tenerife’s ex-pat Brits know and love Joe Cawley’s “More Ketchup than Salsa”, but we’ve all been waiting for “More Saliva than Salsa”.
Nobody’s Poodle is much more than an ex-pat diary though. It’s a gripping story, with a plot that is the mutt’s nuts. Our intrepid hero: Gizmo may be more street Doodle than swanky Poodle, but he’s very much his own dog. He’s all about standing up for the underdog, and it gets him into a fair few scrapes on the mean streets of Costa del Scorchio.
He’s also something of a canine philosopher, and along the way you’ll be learning a lot about their universe …
For instance, not many people know that dogs invented the idea of sharing information via a network (their ‘SmellNet’ predates our internet by several millennia), along with on-line messaging (‘SmellMail’), social networking (‘SmellBook’), and wi-fi (‘Wiffy’).
Dogs realised a long time ago that time was more like a small round thing rather than a long thin thing. More like a dog chasing it’s own tail, rather than an endless piece of string, or an infinitely long ladder, or whatever else humans think it’s like.
Gizmo explains that dogs are like Zen Buddhist monks. They live in a present tense universe, they’re dogged, and they’re stoic. They accept what life throws at them, which is just as well considering some of the smelly stuff that gets thrown his way and just misses the fan.
Full of twists and turns, with a cast of wonderful woofers, and some beautiful illustrations, it will make you laugh and it will make you cry. It’s a book for dog lovers of all ages, an insight into the canine universe, and a celebration of their Zen-like stoicism in the face of human stupidity, indifference, and cruelty.
Quite simply it’s the dog’s danglies of a book.
Nobody’s Poodle was inspired by Nikki’s educational and promotional work with the animal rescue shelters in Tenerife and she is hoping to donate some of the profits to help them, so make sure that you order your copy and tell all your friends.



  1. I look forward to downloading this from Amazon. As you say a long time waiting for Joe.
    Being an animal lover know doubt il Iwill love this book

  2. Thanks for the comment Jayne, and yes the book has taken a long time to come out, but sorry to disappoint. I am infact the author ! Now you have found out that it’s not Joe’s book. I hope you still buy it, and enjoy Nobody’s Poodle 🙂

    Thanks very much Janet for including my book on your blog.

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